男人这辈子真的挺难
找个漂亮女人吧，太操心
找个不漂亮的吧，又不甘心
光顾事业了，人家说你没责任感                                                                                                                                                                                  光顾家了，人家又说你没本事
专一点吧，人家说你不成熟
花心点吧，人家说你是禽兽
有钱，说你是坏人
没有钱，人家骂你窝囊废                                                                                                                                                                                            自己奋斗吧，等有钱了女友也老了
让女人养吧，不如自宫练葵花宝典算了                                                                                                                                                                       不去应酬，怕被老板废了
去应酬吧，怕被老婆废了                                                                                                                                                                                         哎！这年月做男人真难
女人可以等嫁，俺们等啥呀
女人还有个三八节，俺们有啥呀
祝所有群内的爷们自安天命
男人这辈子挺难的
长帅点吧，太抢手
不帅吧，拿不出手
活泼点吧，说你太油
不出声吧，说你太闷
 穿西装吧，说你太严肃
 穿随便一点吧，说你乡吧佬                                                                                                                                                                                         会挣钱吧，怕你包二奶
不挣钱吧，又怕孩子断奶
结婚吧，怕自己后悔
不结婚吧，怕她后悔
要个孩子吧，怕出来没钱养                                                                                                                                                                                         不要孩子吧，怕老了没人养                                                                                                                                                                                         这年头做女人难，做男人更难
男人，就要对自己好点